Warming Up The Vocal Cords


I can’t sing.

Ask anyone who has had to listen to me. You would think that my high school band geek clarinet and tuba experience (although 5’2″ and 103 lbs., I marched around pretending to play the tuba my senior year because of hot guys in the brass section) would help me somewhat. I am able to hear how the note is supposed to sound, I just can’t make my voice replicate it. I have a range of about 5 notes, and they are all flat.

That fact will not stop me from belting out a very special Buffer Zone song starting tomorrow, Christmas Day, and the next 11 days.

Please stop back for this special treat, and while you are singing along, in your head or out loud, imagine that I belong on X Factor 2014.

Wishing you and your loved ones a very merry Christmas.


5 thoughts on “Warming Up The Vocal Cords

  1. I’m pretty sure I don’t even have 5 notes that are anywhere near the actual note. I can also hear it in my head, it just doesn’t translate well, but sing I will. It’s no fun if you can’t torture those around you.

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